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It’s Destiny! Fate! Written in the Fucking Stars!

"Dragons are inherently sexy." -Stephen Colbert.

So, this Gorgeous man

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was born on July 19, 1976, the year of the dragon, the year of the Fire Dragon to be exact. Not only does this prime piece of British man voice and motion capture of Smaug the dragon in the next Hobbit movie, he was also born in the year of the dragon, coincidence, I think not. He also looks like a fucking dragon.

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Just look at those features, so smooth with a masculine elegance and those eyes. Those fucking reptilian eyes. I dare anyone to tell me that they’re not dragon eyes. This man was destined to voice Smaug, hands down, the role was meant for him. No, you know what, this man should have been born a dragon, like a real dragon (and don’t try to tell me that dragons don’t exist because this planet is so fucking huge with places that have yet to be seen. I mean, only a small percentage of the ocean has been observed so who’s to say there aren’t real mermaids as well?) Sorry about the rant, where was I? Oh yes, this beautiful larger than life specimen of man even smiles like a dragon.

Toothless

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Benedict Cumberbatch

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Not making fun, I’m being sincere, both Toothless and Benedict are abso-fucking-lutely adorable. I just can’t wait to see him as the voice of Smaug the Terrible.

Smaug by Alan Lee

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He’s probably a dragon in bed too, me-ow!

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