Imagine this, greaser au with GreaserKhan/CheerleaderSteve Rogers.
Stupid internet guy didn’t show up today, so I’m still without internet, boo!
THANK YOU! You are lovely dearie!
'Benedict' means 'blessed.' My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they’d been trying for a child for a very long time. - HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY YOU GIANT DORK!
No worries, i’m still here, internets a little fucked but all should be better tomorrow or the day after.
(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people
(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty people that can bring them to their knees
lucius malfoy imported albino peacocks to strut around malfoy manor so don’t tell me that baby draco’s childhood wasn’t full of chasing the peacocks and strutting around with them