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A list of important things

guixonlove:

johnstached:

  • bottomlock
  • sherlock’s military kink
  • rimming
  • the forehead thing
  • omegaverse
  • neck nuzzles
  • buttplugs
  • nose kisses
  • blushing Sherlock
  • Captain John Watson

You forgot Sherlock’s oral fixation (See: shoving all of those cigarettes into his mouth)

  #sherlock    #johnlock  

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

  #this  

dex5m:

Forget about Sherlock’s coat and John’s jumpers. We know what knid of costume we want to see in series four.

  #sherlock    #tw:blood    #blood  
botanycameos:

After centuries floating around in space asleep in a tiny cryotube, mini-Khan was found by Marcus, who promptly held the rest of his crew hostage and made use of mini-Khan’s convenient size to have him spy on the Klingons and build amazing weaponry that humans with large hands and unable to crawl into tiny pipes could never dream to create.
Traumatized by the various cruelties endured under Marcus’ ownership, mini-Khan has trouble trusting other humans, and often will hiss or bite if you try to pet him, thinking you are planning to hurt him.
The only exception mini-Khan has accepted into his heart is Kirk, after the captain rescued him from Marcus.
But when Kirk has to go on away missions or other off-ship situation where he can’t take him along, mini-Khan feels terribly lonely and can only sleep under a corner of Kirk’s duvet, curled up around a sleeve of Kirk’s shirt so that the captain’s scent will soothe him and allow him to sleep.
He mopes around until Kirk’s return, then gets extra clingy when he’s back.

botanycameos:

After centuries floating around in space asleep in a tiny cryotube, mini-Khan was found by Marcus, who promptly held the rest of his crew hostage and made use of mini-Khan’s convenient size to have him spy on the Klingons and build amazing weaponry that humans with large hands and unable to crawl into tiny pipes could never dream to create.

Traumatized by the various cruelties endured under Marcus’ ownership, mini-Khan has trouble trusting other humans, and often will hiss or bite if you try to pet him, thinking you are planning to hurt him.

The only exception mini-Khan has accepted into his heart is Kirk, after the captain rescued him from Marcus.

But when Kirk has to go on away missions or other off-ship situation where he can’t take him along, mini-Khan feels terribly lonely and can only sleep under a corner of Kirk’s duvet, curled up around a sleeve of Kirk’s shirt so that the captain’s scent will soothe him and allow him to sleep.

He mopes around until Kirk’s return, then gets extra clingy when he’s back.

  #stid    #khan    #mini-khan    #OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!    #I WANT ONE!!!!!    #I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH MINI-KHAN AND PROTECT FROM THE WORLD BUT HE'D PROBABLY HISS AT ME    #KIRK! TAKE CARE OF YOUR PRECIOUS MINI-KHAN WEE BABY!!! HE NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!  

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

  #to crush your enemies with    #no matter if they jiggle when you wiggle or if they're rock solid like Chun-Li's    #rock them thick thighs  
John letting Sherlock wear his army tags so that they bounce on Sherlock's chest while he bounces on John's cock

Anonymous

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Fucking Yay! Thank you Nonnie! Johnlock things are always appreciated. Gonna post this to my side blog too.

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

  #sherlock singing elvis songs to john  
dirtykhan:


Khan Edit 2/? - Source x

THIS IMAGE. IS THE DEATH OF ME.

dirtykhan:

Khan Edit 2/? - Source x

THIS IMAGE. IS THE DEATH OF ME.

  #stid    #khan    #this slays me  

johnfuckingwatson:

John convinces Sherlock to clean up some of the accumulated papers and books he has around the flat (unnecessary fire hazards are not okay when one of the flat’s occupants has a fondness for blowtorches), which is how John comes across Sherlock’s school trunk. He’d noticed it when they moved in, though he’d not seen it since (not even after—well, he couldn’t stomach being the one to box up Sherlock’s things then).

When he starts sorting through the contents and finds stacks of military magazines, another piece of the puzzle clicks into place.

"God, how long have you had these?" John says, and waits for Sherlock to look up at the magazine he’s holding. There’s an instant flush high on Sherlock’s cheekbones that’s a dead giveaway.

"They’re just useful for—"

"I bet you used to wank to these," John cuts him off. "Had them with you at school, couldn’t bear to get rid of them later." He pauses, licks his lower lip thoughtfully. Sherlock is staring, saying nothing. "You thought I hadn’t noticed. ‘All the nice girls like a soldier,’ right? Including yourself in that?"

"Don’t be ridiculous," Sherlock snaps. "You’re reading too much into things."

John straightens up, settles into a commanding stance that’s as familiar as breathing air. “So if I told you that your Captain”—John pauses, smirks at the way the word makes Sherlock bite his own lower lip—”wants you on your knees, you’d ignore it?”

There’s a beat of silence, then: “No.”

"That’s an order." John nods his head towards the floor and Sherlock is on his knees before the sentence is done. "You’ll do everything I tell you?"

Sherlock swallows thickly. “Yes, sir.”

[inspired in part by this post]

  #*squealing!!!*  
xxxxxx6x:

ASK19:AOS Spock threw himself on the captain kirk

xxxxxx6x:

ASK19:AOS Spock threw himself on the captain kirk